KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who currently lives on a boat.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan for Glimpse.org.
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
I’d been eating the stay-fresh fish wrapper along with the fish. I realized this half-way through pre-packed fish breakfast.
I realized it was why the fish was no good.
I realized it was why the fish was no good last time.
A Resolution: Never shall I eat the stay-fresh fish wrapper again.
For I am a strong-willed man who does as he says. *
* When it comes to not eating the stay-fresh fish wrapper.
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META-SIDENOTE: I wish the first sentence of this entry were metaphorical. Like the false-narrative opening of an inspirational business management book called, “Stop Eating The Fish-Wrapper! : How To Cut Wasteful Actions And Maximize Life Efficiency”.
Alas, it’s literal. And my stomach feels weird.
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VIDEO: Raw Fish Knows What Time It Is | The Children of Love, Kind and Efficient (A Play in One Act)
— Michael 1238 days ago #
Do we even have pre-packed fish breakfasts available in the States (with or without stay-fresh wrapper)?
— Melissa 1237 days ago #
— Melissa Too 1236 days ago #
— ap 1234 days ago #
— andy 1233 days ago #
AP: Yes, I am a clown. In my defense, the wrapper looks just like fish skin. No, really, I swear! Maybe I’ll buy more and post pictures…
Andy: No math allowed. Unless it’s fuzzy. We like the fuzzy kind.
— saleem 1233 days ago #
— maruchan 1232 days ago #
— eddiesong 1231 days ago #
— saleem 1219 days ago #