KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who currently lives on a boat.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan for Glimpse.org.
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
CLARIFYING UPDATE: Just so those who don’t know me know, I don’t actually act like the characters in either of these videos.
Two very different videos today, both done with Jason Ho. Just playing with writing kinds of different characters, scenes, etc. :
5 eggs: A concept of Jason’s which I fear will make you wish to punch me through your monitor (Very, very, mildly PG, sorry mom):Or watch it on myspace video here .
We also have…
The Whale: A very, very, short short that I wrote and Jason director-magicified. In which, unfortunately, my character says a slightly bad word. Or on YouTube here .(Sorry again, Mom, will wash mouth thoroughly with soap tonight. Alone. In my apartment. Which will be pretty weird.)
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SPECIAL BONUS MESSAGE (just for you):
Dear reader, were you to see any of the above in another short, what would you like it to be about? And which of the above vids did you like better? Hate them both? Please inform.
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The Children of Love, Kind and Efficient (A Play in One Act) | An Odd and Brilliant Baking Instruction. Or Rather: The Earlobe That Knew When to Quit
— Michael 1207 days ago #
Whack!
— ela 1207 days ago #
— Onika 1205 days ago #
— maruchan 1204 days ago #
— ayman 1201 days ago #
— ayman 1200 days ago #
— maggie 1200 days ago #
And indirect point noted, thanks :)
ELA: I love it when Albanians say ‘whack!’ You are awesome.
ONIKA: Not in sort-of-half-Muslim houses they don’t.
MARUCHAN: I swear, I’m really not like this in person. Please don’t fear me.
AYMAN: Vote change noted and welcome.
MAGGIE: Aw, thanks.
— saleem 1200 days ago #