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saleem
who currently lives on a boat.
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The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Regular readers all know that I'm in constant awe of my students' writing.
A female student of mine recently wrote an impromptu review of the 2005 movie 'The Brother's Grimm'. I reproduce it here, in it's entirety (with slight spelling/grammatical corrections):
The Brother's Grimm isn't so good.
[The] picture is very beautiful and [there's] a romantic atmosphere. But [the] main actor isn't so handsome... and baldness.
[He] has a large forehead.
I can't get excited at this movie.
That's the kind of direct, honest, writing I want to see, in class or out. Main stream movie reviewers take note.
MEANWHILE, BACK IN AMERICA: Heath Leger is probably crying a little.
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Note: Comments Fixed (No, really!) | The Peruvian-Japanese Hip Hop Dancer Says Goodbye to the Half-Chinese Filmmaker (A Music Video)
I couldn’t agree more with her appraisal, and would recommend her review to others. Recommendation scores 5 of 5 stars.
Bravo, Saleem’s student, bravo!
— Melissa 1106 days ago #
That’s cool, Heath Ledger can cry his man tears on my bossom.
— Mel 1104 days ago #
Damn you double ‘s’!
— Mel 1104 days ago #
MEL: If you mean the The Double S Ranch family-owned working Cutting Horse and Guest Ranch, nestled on over 950 secluded acres in East Texas, adjacent to Lake Cypress Springs just outside of Mt. Vernon, Texas, then I find your statement of damnation confusion and wholly unwarranted.
If, however, you mean the common spelling obstacle, then please ignore the above sentence.
— saleem 1101 days ago #
SALEEM: I was referring to this Double S Ranch (nestled in the hills of East Texas between Tyler and Lufkin on 37 acres of lush pasture with ponds, abundant trees, and sheds for everyone!). I was so excited by the prospect of quarter horse foals that I misplaced my glasses in a frenzy of cooing (Who has an elongated face? Who’s faster than a Thoroughbred for a quarter of a mile? Who can whip around barrels and chase cattle? You do/are/can, etc.). My love made me blind to everything: grammatical errors; changing websites; even to that which sits an arm length away from my very face! Woe to the nearsighted upon Earth, woe.
Once, again, damn you double s!
http://www.doubleshorseranch.com
— Mel 1100 days ago #
MEL: I like what you’re doing here.
— saleem 1096 days ago #
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