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The Melancholy Whale Who Came to Dinner · 9 April 07

Hey there, Mr. Whale!



Wow, where'd you get that giant fork and knife? I didn't even know you could hold stuff.

And why you looking so down? Oh, wait! You're being served? As a free sample?

Um, okay.



Wow, you taste terrible. But maybe it's because you come from a can. Could you do me a favor and meet me at a party in a few weeks? And maybe be served sashimi-style on a fancy plate in an expensive restaurant?

And be ordered for me by someone else, without me knowing, just so I don't feel the guilt of, you know, choosing and paying to eat your raw flesh?

I mean, you don't have to do it right now, just within the next few weeks, so I can see if there's any difference in flavor.



Perfect. Gosh, Mr. Whale, you sure are effective.... at tasting not-especially-good!

Ha! Snap! Oh, no he didn't!

Oh, yes. I did.

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