ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaboration to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff:
We post links to/info on fun Japanese things, and little explanations of the Japanese involved.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who updates from Japan and sometimes India.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Video: Put the People in the Water · 24 September 07
Here's video of a friend doing the silly thing I did in last week's picture (BONUS: freshly recorded silly soundtrack):
Put the People in the Water from Kid Ethnic (aka Saleem) on Vimeo.
The new dude did it first, Xina filmed him, I made a goof-ball song for it.
Life is good.
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A CHALLENGE: Kid Not-So-Clever Rides the Waters of Improbability | The Elegant Young Man Who Suggests that We Drink
The song is nice, the video is fantastic, but I still think the Aquacycle shark would have provided more entertainment.
Maybe it’s just me.
— Byzek 437 days ago #
I agree. An aquacycle shark would have been first class.
I’ll try chumming for one soon. I wonder what kind of bait would be best…
— saleem 434 days ago #
You might expect the answer to be “Pickled Rectums”. But you would be very, very wrong. It’s actually “Apple Jacks”.
Well…Apple Jacks in Rectum Sauce…
— Byzek 433 days ago #