ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaboration to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff:
We post links to/info on fun Japanese things, and little explanations of the Japanese involved.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who updates from Japan and sometimes India.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
A Brief Prophecy Concerning Watermelon Hats · 15 October 07
And Lo! There shall come men with skulls of melon green and stripes of waved black. And from the people shall there rise a mighty cheering!
AND FURTHERMORE: Let there be sideburns.
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Infectious: The Screaming Man in the Four-Stroke Engine | From Flesh and Bone to Wooden Death: Wee Sounds of Confusion
Is this a new campaign at Kencho?
I’m glad to see the often under-represented blue-haired, green-dressed, plump women who squeal at anything kakkoii are FINALLY being recognized as actual members of the prefecture and are getting some face time.
— jason 444 days ago #
Ha, I wish this was an actual Prefectural Office campaign. I’ll post some cool stuff from Kenchou, though.
You should see the fake robot we have in the lobby…
— saleem 444 days ago #
I’m glad to know that your melon head modeling career is going well, it’s like a manga version of your senior portrait.
— the captain 433 days ago #
Yeah, someone else pointed that out, too. I wish I was a model for watermelon ad campaigns.
That last sentence was the weirdest wish I’ve ever wished.
— saleem 433 days ago #