ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaboration to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff:
We post links to/info on fun Japanese things, and little explanations of the Japanese involved.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who updates from Japan and sometimes India.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
The Definitive Spanish Guide to Japanese Toilets · 12 December 07
Graphic found in the Spanish language version of the Minna No Nihongo textbook. Keys found underneath my sofa (thank goodness).
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PHOTO: The Hundred Legs that Want You Dead, PLUS: The Leaf That Would Not Fall | Photo: Morning Worship on the New Year; Benares, India
me puedes explicar como usar el inodoro al estilo japones? a mi me parece que esta preparandose a ir en trineo (to go sledding – had to look that one up).
— Dan 200 days ago #
Just wanted you to know that I nominated kidethnic.com for the “best humorous blog on Japan” for 2007 at http://whatjapanthinks.com/tag/blog-of-the-year/. I think the nomination is too late to put you in the running, but, hey, I nominated you anyway. So don’t let us down (in case you win).
— maruchan 199 days ago #
Dan: Bueno, hombre, la verdad es que solo se tiene que cagar asi, nada mas. Which is an action one really shouldn’t engage in while sledding.
Maruchan: It’s sweet of you to put the pressure on like that. Will do my best.
BONUS FUN FACT: Today I’m actually in India.
— saleem 196 days ago #