ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaboration to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff:
We post links to/info on fun Japanese things, and little explanations of the Japanese involved.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who updates from Japan and sometimes India.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
PHOTO: Kid Apple Tobacco and the Eastern Clouds PLUS: A brief digression involving stomach pain. · 30 January 08
The Bombay Cousins love them some apple tobacco. No, it does not get one high, though the mere act of using a hookah often inspires one to make absurd faces. As above.
Smoke too much, First-timer, and your belly might ache.
But surely, Young Foreigner in India, you’ve brought your best friend along…
And while The Pink will protect you from Mild Discomfort and give you Solace on Long Train Rides, there come times when the one that coats is not the only one you need. For on this planet roam beasts that must be killed instead of coaxed…
IN RELATED NEWS: Today’s post is dedicated to Ciproflaxin, particularly its use as a treatment for the gastro-intestinal system. Cipro, party crasher of the lower intestine! Cipro, victorious Gladiator of the Abdominal Colisseum! Cipro, for the times when it was you me and a bottle of generic-knock-off-Gatorade, I thank you.
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A Brief Photographic Examination of the Depth With Which Our Family Rolls | On the Odd Feelings Surrounding Jewtown, India (A Place Recently Visited)
Saleemy on Rye,
guess what? I will be spending all of next year in Kyoto.
guess what, part II? I’m pretty sure I saw your pretty sister in the Union Square Barnes & Noble. I gawked. please relay apologies.
love,
Po-Kato Chips
— Kate 105 days ago #
Dearest Kater-Pounder with Cheese,
I will inform my sister to neither fear nor hate young gawkers in Union Square.
As for your coming to Kyoto for a year: Bananas. It’s on, playa.
Forever,
McDonald’s Chicken Selects® Saleemium Breast Strips
— saleem 103 days ago #