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A collaboration to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff:
We post links to/info on fun Japanese things, and little explanations of the Japanese involved.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
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Because I love you so much.
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saleem
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Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
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I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
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Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
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The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Happy Father's Delay: Hip hop! Puppets! Procrastination! · 17 June 08
Happy Father’s Delay: Hip hop! Puppets! Procrastination! from Kid Ethnic (aka Saleem) on Vimeo.
My brother’s in NC, I’m in Japan, and lil’ Yasmin is in Brooklyn.
So, I started a little recording, and sent it around.
We each got one audio track. Saj and I had webcams, but Yazzy didn’t. So I did the best I could to visually represent her. Er, the best I could without, um, leaving my apartment or doing anything difficult.
Sorry, Dad. It took me a lot longer than I thought it would. We’re still goofball kids who like doing silly weird warbly things while we sing, and we still get carried away with projects and fail to finish then on time sometimes.
But we love ya.
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SIDE PROJECT: A Brief Meditation on Overcoming our Pronounced Excess of Imaginary Hot Women | The Ha that Made the Young Boy Sing
And to think, I only sent my dad a card and called him on Father’s Day. Until seeing this I didn’t feel like a heel, but now I’ll have to reconsider my approach for next year. Dammit.
— Mel 68 days ago #
Ooh, just make a card out of pasta and craft paper. Dry pasta cards are the best.
— saleem 57 days ago #