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I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
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Because I love you so much.
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saleem
who updates from Japan and sometimes India.
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The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
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I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
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Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Hey Fairly Indian Kid! How’d you get that smile?
What’s that? A wholesome whole-wheat breakfast of buttery goodness? Home-made hot-cereal treat of Bollywood stars? [1] Sort of like oatmeal but way better/buttery-er?
Got a recipe? Great, here we go:
—RUB—
There are two major steps to the rubbing process. Preparation of the base (butter, wheat, and almonds) and the final prep of the rub. If you don’t have almonds, no worries, just make it without.Pre-Prepared Base
1 stick butter
3 cups whole wheat flower
crushed almonds as desired (abt 40)Cook butter and wheat in sauce pan or skillet over medium heat while constantly folding the mixture over until it begins to stick to the bottom of the pan (abt 10 minutes). Remove mixture from heat and let cool to just above room temp. After cooling, add crushed almonds to finish it off. The finished base should look like a ground powder and can be stored in the fridge or freezer until whenever.
Rub
1/2 cup base
1 cup milk
-sugar as desiredCook base and milk in pot at medium heat until mixture begins to thicken. Add sugar as desired.
Recipe courtesy of my dad and brother. Photo of said brother courtesy of a toy camera, a Peruvian hat, and a way too small rocking chair.
1 Um, not sure about the Bollywood star bit.
BONUS:
Here’s how the above peppy kid looks before he gets his breakfast. Note the lack of sunshine-y energy:
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