KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who currently lives on a boat.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan for Glimpse.org.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Home Movie Partything AND: The Earthquake and the Cardigan · 24 February 09
The RULES:
Everyone who comes should debut some kind of little movie they made.
Anything counts, as long as you’re debuting it ( World Premieres Only!)
Make it with your cell phone. Make it with a $3000 camera. Make a flip book out of your best student’s English journal. Hold up three polaroids and move them in front of our face in rapid succession.
Anything counts.
I will be especially ecstatic if someone shows up with a zoetrope.
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RATHER WRITERLY BONUS:
I’m writing a weekly column over on glimpse.org .
For starters, here’s a sort of travel manifesto called The Earthquake and the Cardigan.
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The Bowler | Photo: Front Yard Kids, PLUS: What We Sound Like
Hola Saleem !
En principio cuenta con nosotros para la fiesta de videos caseros ! , a ver si hago algún video con mi cámara compacta este fin de semana en Furano ! … será mi primera vez …
Muy buenos los artículos de glimpse , siempre es una delicia leer tus articulos cargados de humor!
Un abrazo !
— Alex 380 days ago #
Genial! A ver que traes!
— saleem 372 days ago #