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En Route to Namibia, My Knowledge Knows Bounds · 24 January 10
I sat down to write a list of things I knew about Namibia.
But first, South Africa.
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Dude, you know you’ve been in Japan too long when that’s all you know about Namibia. I mean, hello, Namibia is where Brangelina went to have their kid… making Namibia one of the most reported on countries in the world for a few precious months in 2006 (despite government efforts to protect the poor, defenseless Brangelina by deporting the paparazzi). So Mr. Ethnic, I hope you were careful where you pointed your camera.
— Dan 32 days ago #
Also was a former German colony. When I was toying with the idea of Peace Corps, I was desperately trying to find a way to use that effort for a German degree in a developing country. You’re living the life! Have a great time.
— GinnyfromtheHill 20 days ago #