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FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland

Tokyo Silence

I'm Oriented

Tilting Towards Kumamoto

Fish Heads and Public Nudity

Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike

And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair

I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings

Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball

Japanese Communists are Cuddly

Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!

I Scare Small Children

It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road

Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.

Typhoons Will Not Stop Me

The Sun Also Sets

Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead

CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.

Watch the Tan Kid Blush

Call for Entries: Name My Kids

The Youth Are Quick and True

Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall

Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch

The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest

Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head

How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band

Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline

Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors

Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour

How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon

Winnie the (drunken) Pooh

The Earth Quakes

Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm

Illiterate at 26

Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face

Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question

Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.

The Young Boxers

Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)

Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band

Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall · 21 September 04

Dear Japanese Guy Who Spun on His Head a Ton Yesterday at Kumamoto City Hall,

Okay, I don t know how much English you understand, but you sure as hell can spin on your head a lot.

As I promised you yesterday (with gestures and scribbles), I have posted photos of you spinning on your head.

I can not imagine what my life would be if I had one-tenth of your head-spinning ability. But I can guess that things would be exponentially more pleasant.

Breakdancer headspinning

What’s it like, knowing that you are perhaps the world’s greatest when it comes to spinning on your head?

breakdancer headspinning

Does it fill the empty spot most people feel when alone late at night and thinking softly? You know, the spot just above the right ventricle that will not fill, the part that stays dark and cold no matter how many warm fuzzy images you create?

Do you know that feeling? I bet you don’t. Because you are so awesome.

If you are reading this and understand any of it (even if only this sentence), please contact me through the “comment” button below, and I will mail you even bigger pictures of you spinning on your head.

In awe,
Saleem
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AS FOR THE REST OF YOU: Make your own Amazing-Japanese-Guy-Who-Won’t-Stop-Spinning-on-His-Head™ Flip Book!

Simply print out this page on a color printer preloaded with a nice heavy paper stock, cut out the above photos, align them to the best of your ability, staple them together at one end, and get flipping!

Just like the real Amazing Japanese Guy Spinning on his Head, your Amazing-Japanese-Guy-Who-Won t-Stop-Spinning-on-his-Head Flip Book will provide hours of hypnotic entertainment!

He ll spin until you throw up.

Just keep flipping!

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  1. (incase you didn’t read my comment below, it’s Angela, also in Kumamoto)... I’m returning back to the homeland for a short visit this Thursday. People have been requesting various items not found in Fukuoka’s Costco. Want anything?
    angela    1997 days ago    #

  2. Does your digi cam has the function to record short movie? That would be awesome to see him spinnig in the real time (oh, well, mostly not more than 15 fps, but it’s ok). If you see him again, of course.
    Krzysztof    1995 days ago    #

  3. Hi!I’m yoh.

    I live in kumamoto.and

    ↑picture guy is me.

    Now,I look in the internet cafe.

    (sorry,I’m not good at write/speak)
    ;_;)

    see yoh again!
    yoh    1976 days ago    #

  4. FYI, I verified that the comment above was actually written by the head-spinning guy.

    Rad.

    Your friend,
    saleem    1941 days ago    #

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