KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who is currently moving around East Asia.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you <em>need</em> a song about alpacas, don’t you?
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan that I wrote for Glimpse.org.
100JapaneseThings
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall · 21 September 04
Dear Japanese Guy Who Spun on His Head a Ton Yesterday at Kumamoto City Hall,
Okay, I don t know how much English you understand, but you sure as hell can spin on your head a lot.
As I promised you yesterday (with gestures and scribbles), I have posted photos of you spinning on your head.
I can not imagine what my life would be if I had one-tenth of your head-spinning ability. But I can guess that things would be exponentially more pleasant.
What’s it like, knowing that you are perhaps the world’s greatest when it comes to spinning on your head?
Does it fill the empty spot most people feel when alone late at night and thinking softly? You know, the spot just above the right ventricle that will not fill, the part that stays dark and cold no matter how many warm fuzzy images you create?
Do you know that feeling? I bet you don’t. Because you are so awesome.
If you are reading this and understand any of it (even if only this sentence), please contact me through the “comment” button below, and I will mail you even bigger pictures of you spinning on your head.
In awe,
Saleem
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AS FOR THE REST OF YOU: Make your own Amazing-Japanese-Guy-Who-Won’t-Stop-Spinning-on-His-Head™ Flip Book!
Simply print out this page on a color printer preloaded with a nice heavy paper stock, cut out the above photos, align them to the best of your ability, staple them together at one end, and get flipping!
Just like the real Amazing Japanese Guy Spinning on his Head, your Amazing-Japanese-Guy-Who-Won t-Stop-Spinning-on-his-Head Flip Book will provide hours of hypnotic entertainment!
He ll spin until you throw up.
Just keep flipping!
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