KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who currently lives on a boat.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan for Glimpse.org.
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Dear Japanese Guy Who Spun on His Head a Ton Yesterday at Kumamoto City Hall,
Okay, I don t know how much English you understand, but you sure as hell can spin on your head a lot.
As I promised you yesterday (with gestures and scribbles), I have posted photos of you spinning on your head.

I can not imagine what my life would be if I had one-tenth of your head-spinning ability. But I can guess that things would be exponentially more pleasant.

What’s it like, knowing that you are perhaps the world’s greatest when it comes to spinning on your head?

Does it fill the empty spot most people feel when alone late at night and thinking softly? You know, the spot just above the right ventricle that will not fill, the part that stays dark and cold no matter how many warm fuzzy images you create?
Do you know that feeling? I bet you don’t. Because you are so awesome.
If you are reading this and understand any of it (even if only this sentence), please contact me through the “comment” button below, and I will mail you even bigger pictures of you spinning on your head.
In awe,
Saleem
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AS FOR THE REST OF YOU: Make your own Amazing-Japanese-Guy-Who-Won’t-Stop-Spinning-on-His-Head™ Flip Book!
Simply print out this page on a color printer preloaded with a nice heavy paper stock, cut out the above photos, align them to the best of your ability, staple them together at one end, and get flipping!
Just like the real Amazing Japanese Guy Spinning on his Head, your Amazing-Japanese-Guy-Who-Won t-Stop-Spinning-on-his-Head Flip Book will provide hours of hypnotic entertainment!
He ll spin until you throw up.
Just keep flipping!
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The Youth Are Quick and True | Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
— angela 1997 days ago #
— Krzysztof 1995 days ago #
I live in kumamoto.and
↑picture guy is me.
Now,I look in the internet cafe.
(sorry,I’m not good at write/speak)
;_;)
see yoh again!
— yoh 1976 days ago #
Rad.
Your friend,
— saleem 1941 days ago #