English twitter: @kidethnic
KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem reshamwla
who is fresh of the boat (that circled the globe).
He makes crazy stuff:
Zombie Rap Videos, Truly Strange Geographic Education Flicks, Micro-Documentaries About Chinese Cell Phone Markets...kidethnic@gmail.com
日本語のtwitter: @masalasoccer
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
100JapaneseThings
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A collection of stories about Japan written while part of the National Geographic Glimpse Correspondents' Training Program.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you <em>need</em> a song about alpacas, don’t you?

If you want to thrive in a foreign country, you need goals. One of my major goals in moving to Japan: join a Japanese rock band.
Two months in, and it’s on. I introduce to you “The English Speaking Society”.
Above is a photo of one of our lead singers. Regular readers will be familiar with his exploits, for he is The Bee-Killing Manchild.
His vocal style tends toward screaming. When we practice, much of our time is spent practicing leaping off of amps.
Our support staff includes, I kid you not, a young female karate expert.
Me, I’m just the drummer. Before coming to Japan, my net drum experience consisted of: 1) being scared out of the marching band in middle school, 2) a habit of banging beats on things and 3) a single drum lesson from the former associate art director of a certain world famous teen magazine.
Since coming to Japan, I have received drum lessons in the early a.m. from a kind bartender in downtown Kumamoto and practiced in our school’s music room.
Our bandleader is a guitarist with particularly impressive amp-leaping ability.
At our first real rehearsal, he looked at me and said, “Count”.
I paused, unsure how to start a Japanese rock band. And then for the first time in my life, I clapped my drumsticks together four times, high in the air, like I’d seen people do on MTV.
Rock commenced. And that, my friends, is how you start your Japanese rock band.
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DISCLAIMER: Okay, so we are only performing a one-day show. And we’re only doing covers of American top-40 pop-rock songs. At my high school’s talent show. But still.
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— andy 2657 days ago #
Avril Lavigne: My Happy Ending
Blink 182: Dammit.
Linkin Park: Numb.
Linkin Park: In the End.
Not exactly keepin’ it real for the streets.
Your friend,
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