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Tokyo Silence

I'm Oriented

Tilting Towards Kumamoto

Fish Heads and Public Nudity

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And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair

I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings

Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball

Japanese Communists are Cuddly

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I Scare Small Children

It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road

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Typhoons Will Not Stop Me

The Sun Also Sets

Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead

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The Youth Are Quick and True

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Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch

The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest

Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head

How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band

Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline

Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors

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How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon

Winnie the (drunken) Pooh

The Earth Quakes

Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm

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Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)

Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band

Tokyo Silence · 26 July 04

First night in Tokyo, and everytime I open my mouth I feel like I’m screaming. It’s just shockingly quiet here in the commercial hotel corner of the Shibuya district. Even when it’s crowded.

36 hours since I’ve laid down in a bed. Life feels fuzzy around the edges. My mind’s in the inbetween space. The body’s landed, but it’ll be awhile before I really get here.

Photo of my friend Will Potter in front of a store as we walk.

Fellow JET Will and I decided to hunt food tonight, but we snowballed into a massive dinner crew. The two of us had to break off from it. Wandered down a crowded neon-lit street near Shinjuku Station, packed with hip twenty-somethings. Looked like Williamsburg squared.

As we got near the center of town, we hit the Time Square effect, where lighting is so bright that you can’t tell night from day.

Engrish everywhere.

A store called Green Peas.
(Unrelated to the environmental group.)

Double orange.
Caught a street band named “Double Orange”. Which is just as silly a name as any from back on Bedford.

Went into a restaurant with no English signage, but lots of pictures. To order, you just inserted your cash into a vending machine and pushed a picture of what you wanted. The pictures were too small to really know what you were getting. I lucked out with a pile of soupy seafood and a side of dumplings. Will got a similar soup but a seriously pungent side dish of tiny fish and seaweed. But the food was plenty.

The main strip was full of arcades. The “Gameworld” fun palace had six floors organized by gender; they alternated between male and female-centered games.

Locals gamble on digitally controlled model horse races.

An arcade game with little horses.

Any time a real thing is hard to find, seems like they just simulate it. With extreme attention to detail.

Back outside of the arcade, I still couldn’t get over how quiet it was.

The lack of car alarms is disturbing, makes me miss Brooklyn.

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  1. aw man, brooklyn misses you too!
    mr.blair    1380 days ago    #

  2. I miss a lot of things about Brooklyn, but I assure you, car alarms is not one of them. :)
    drew    1380 days ago    #

  3. Awesome! Blog more blog more! I have a cool friend in Japan!!!!
    Cameron    1380 days ago    #

  4. dude. what is up. ehhhhhhhh.
    super jewper    1109 days ago    #

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