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FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
UPDATED: Fresh explanations!
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When I heard that the agricultural school where I work two days a week was going to have a massive sports festival, I prayed it would be weird.
Thank you, Japan. You never let me down.
The day’s biggest revelation? I train young warriors. (Well, I just train them in English. But still.)

Beneath the raised gym on campus, the boxing squad battles in a full-size boxing ring. Yup, we have a boxing squad. At a high school.
But the hard-core don’t stop there. Even the regular kids played sports with insane vigour at the fest. 100m dash? Weak.
Barefoot? Better.

But that’s just a warm-up for the full-speed carrying people in wacky positions race:

And sumos! Just as plump as you’d hope they would be!

In class they rarely speak. On the field… they rarely speak. But they got the grimace goin’ on…

And they love photo-ops.

Though they will make you appear scrawny(er) and powerless.
Each group performed in a mighty parade. The most astounding? The uniformed teenagers dancing with giant radishes.

Brief videos will be uploaded soon.
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Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline | Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
BIG SHOUT OUT TO KUMAMOTO PARTY PEOPLE!
thats the fresh end credits shout off this skateboard video from your neck of the woods entitled “the skaters high” showing off the endless bounty of the island of Kyushu … Anyways if you see some skaters getting busy holler “Grapevine Asia” at em and see what kind of reaction you get. If its positive just yell “The skaters high!” Just let em know Toyama is on that ase and we’re coming up fast
— WRP 1962 days ago #
— saleem 1959 days ago #
— ali 1678 days ago #