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The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon · 31 October 04
1) Build a Man-in-Typhoon costume using ingredients found at the local Hyaku-Yen shop (Japan’s “The Dollar Store”).
Focus on getting that eternally-wind-blown tie just right.
2) Pretend that a gigantic wind is blowing into every Gaijin bar. When necessary, enlist the help of a friendly ethnic dude in your simulation.
But that, my fellow citizens of the world, is not enough. You must go to extremes.
3) Please allow your friends to explode many water balloons above your head.
4) Dozo. Please enjoy many times.
5) Be strong against the cold night air.
6) Costume complete, pretend to be blown into yet another bar, preferably one with a costume contest.
7) Look charmingly confused when handed an iPod.
8) Dance. Be happy.
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Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour | Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
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