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Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers) · 30 December 04

Dear 27% of America,

I just read this dope new Cornell study saying that you guys totally want me to register my location with the government.

FYI: I’m in Kumamoto-city, Japan.

I mean, I’m only sort of Muslim (I listened to way more Fugees than Quran growing up), and I’m only a tiny bit Middle Eastern, but one can never be too safe, right?

No need to get all fancy with undercover agents to monitor my actions, though. I’ll just tell you about them.

Today my activities included fishing with this Japanese dude.

He didn’t seem too suspicious, but he did associate with me, so I’ll keep an eye on him for you.

So, we cool?

Cool.

Your friend,
Saleem

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