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FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland

Tokyo Silence

I'm Oriented

Tilting Towards Kumamoto

Fish Heads and Public Nudity

Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike

And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair

I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings

Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball

Japanese Communists are Cuddly

Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!

I Scare Small Children

It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road

Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.

Typhoons Will Not Stop Me

The Sun Also Sets

Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead

CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.

Watch the Tan Kid Blush

Call for Entries: Name My Kids

The Youth Are Quick and True

Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall

Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch

The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest

Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head

How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band

Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline

Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors

Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour

How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon

Winnie the (drunken) Pooh

The Earth Quakes

Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm

Illiterate at 26

Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face

Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question

Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.

The Young Boxers

Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)

Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band

The Kid Hides Out in Bombay · 12 January 05

I’m taking a couple weeks to lay low with the family in India.

Cousin With Game

Not so many internet connections here, and I’m headed to do some pilgrimmaging in Saudi Arabia next week. So, I won’t post much until the end of January.

But more stories soon to come. This I promise with my whole half-blooded heart.

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  1. hope youre having a good time in india. its probably nice and warm. yo, when you come back you should write a page on your pet peeves about living in japan. then have people comment and maybe include their own. my #1: trying to take a dump in a japanese school squatter toilet in the dead of winter.

    sorry, i had to get that out. no dajare intended.
    — shogo    1265 days ago    #

  2. The coverse of such pet peeves, apart from the wierdly alien smell in school lavatories, is sitting on a nice, western style John Crapper and feeling that electrically warmed seat. That is progress, ladies and gentlemen, that is progress.
    — Urban Shaman    1264 days ago    #

  3. * you have been gone for quite some time.
    — jane    1258 days ago    #

  4. Hey, just got back. Safe, sound, and sleepy.

    I look so different now that my friends don’t recognize me. Will post pics tomorrow.
    — saleem    1255 days ago    #

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