ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
100JapaneseThings.com
A collaboration to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff:
We post links to/info on fun Japanese things, and little explanations of the Japanese involved.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who updates from Japan and sometimes India.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Fresh back from Saudi Arabia...
The Saudis discourage photography during Hajj, so I have no shots of the actual pilgrimmage. Just shots of the time in India surrounding my trip within a trip.
But there’s plenty to share. Let’s begin with a Before and After.
The first Strangeness among many:
In Mecca, we shaved our heads and not our faces.
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The Kid Hides Out in Bombay | How to Look Rather Cool on an Indian Train
— little bro 1308 days ago #
— envious Catholic 1308 days ago #
When are you coming back to the US?
— j-no 1308 days ago #
— ayman 1308 days ago #
— kdoggr 1307 days ago #
In my medical opinion the rightward deviation of Saleem’s eyes indicate that he is in a coma. Saleem are you in a coma?
— envious Protestant 1306 days ago #
— Onika 1306 days ago #
“Saleem-sensei” RETURNS!
— another envious Protestant 1304 days ago #
— joeyb 1304 days ago #
chicks dig it.
— andy 1303 days ago #
— Ferg 1303 days ago #
Why I’m looking to the right:
Nope, not in a coma. But in both pics I’m holding the camera with my right hand at arms length.
I feel weird looking right at the camera if I’m taking a picture of myself. I don’t know why.
And I can’t look to the left, or the right-hand-held camera slips onto the blurry far side of my peripheral vision.
So, I look to the right.
— saleem 1303 days ago #
— maggie 1297 days ago #
i want to hear all about your travels so e-mail me. i don’t think i have your e-mail address anymore.
— haydar 1296 days ago #
who knew lice could be so sexy.
— roo 1294 days ago #
— jp 1288 days ago #