KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who is currently moving around East Asia.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan that I wrote for Glimpse.org.
100JapaneseThings
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you <em>need</em> a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Whiteboard Videos
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Mail Saleem Stickers and Receive a Stupid Song! · 15 April 05
Executive summary: You mail me some cheap stickers, and I’ll write and record a really short, really stupid song for you on the topic of your choosing. Mailing address below.
Oh, look. It’s a Japanese teacher-changing ceremony:
Aw, Luke’s dad showed up. What a great father.
But soft! What’s this got to do with you getting a Customized Stupid Song?
New teachers means new students. New students means new incentives to greatness. New incentives =goofy foreign stickers.
Yes, to get my kids to pay attention, I bribe them with stickers. Regular, cheap, junky stickers. But it’s a new year, and I’ve run out.
So let’s make a trade.
The stickers can feature the logo of your favorite band, propoganda from a cool clothing brand, whatever. Nothing fancy, and probably totally free. Send me at least a handful. When I receive them, I’ll record a little something stupid for ya.
Your song can be about you, about your boy/girl, about your mom, about your pancreas, about lactose-intolerance… Any reasonably family-friendly topic of your choosing.
DISCLAIMER: I reserve the right to make the song absurdly short (like 8.374 seconds or something) or really, really, long. And mind-numbingly stupid. Like so stupid it hurts.
If you prefer, I can draw you a Totally Awesome Stick Picture and mail it to you. Maybe I’ll post the results here.
My mailing address:
Saleem Reshamwala
1-14-11 Apt. 303
Ezu, Kumamoto shi
862-0942
JAPAN
Offer good for, um, I dunno, as long as I want it to be.
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