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saleem
who currently lives on a boat.
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Because I love you so much.
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A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
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Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan for Glimpse.org.
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
I think [*] the kanji below reads:
“Please, no genetically cross-breeding dogs and cats to produce dogcats and then giving aforementioned creatures totally fly retro-70’s haircuts. For the love of all holy.”
Spotted at a temple just north of Kyoto’s Imperial palace.
[*]: I could be wrong, though. And by “could be”, I mean “am”.
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Our Mortal Enemy, Green and Soft | Powdered Sake in Outer Space
I fairly enjoy the fact that red with some sort of slash is synonymous with ‘no’ in most cultures.
— Mel 1776 days ago #
— yongfook 1773 days ago #
— Dan 1773 days ago #
— Lina 1770 days ago #
Football stickers of the English Premiership are on their way!!!!
— Glen 1770 days ago #
Dan, keeping dog booty out of temples is a glorious mission that would be worthy of a mighty crusader like yourself. Go with gosh.
Lina, worry not, I’m easily pleased.
Glen, word.
Your friend,
— saleem 1770 days ago #
Enjoying your blog, you’ve made me laugh out load on more than one occasion, much to the annoyance of my boss. Just had to point out that that Dat or Cog (whichever you prefer)has a hairstyle that resembles your own.
That is all!
— Simon 1567 days ago #