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It's Navitime in Pompadourland · 16 May 05

Dear Mysterious Man With The Most Amazing Hair,

It's Navitime in Pompadour Land

I’m buying whatever you’re selling. In fact, I’ll take two.

Your best friend,
Saleem

(spotted in the Tokyo subway)

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  1. Holy. Crap. I need that hair.

    I recently returned from a business trip to Europe and discovered that 80s fashion is all the rage. Mullets everywhere. Especially the ladies. If you must choose a ridiculous hairstyle, why not give yourself a small degree of cool by going with the pompadour? Mullet = white trash. Pompadour = cool, regardless of ethnicity.
    — A-Wix    1761 days ago    #

  2. I’m pretty sure that’s the exact kind of hair you’d get if you could turn a Lego man into a real human being. Which is to say, rad.
    — Jim Ray    1760 days ago    #

  3. is that Geraldo?
    — andy    1759 days ago    #

  4. the japanese can make some mad cash on that one. whatever it is bottle it up and sell it to england. then england can force everyone to take it, cut off their hair and then someone can make their military hats with it instead of skins of bears from north america. everyone except the canandians will benefit from it, Japan, England, PETA. It would be interesting to see that happen.

    The japanese rock the mullet. Such japanese rockstars like Miyavi, Kyo from Dir en Grey, and others have made it quite trendy and I think I want one.

    Okay the end.
    — lina    1758 days ago    #

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