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The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you need a song about alpacas, don’t you?
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
FROM THE START:
The Quarter-Japanese Kid hits up the homeland
Tokyo Silence
I'm Oriented
Tilting Towards Kumamoto
Fish Heads and Public Nudity
Halfie the Half-blood falls off his bike
And furthermore: Halfie the Half-blood Breaks a Chair
I Don't Know if I Like Pippi Longstalkings
Tanboy Eats Fish Eyeball
Japanese Communists are Cuddly
Test Your Halfblood Knowledge!
I Scare Small Children
It Was Like a Cuteworld Abby Road
Today's Post Contains Bees. And Profanity.
Typhoons Will Not Stop Me
The Sun Also Sets
Quick Note: Saleem is Not Dead
CORRECTION: Typhoons Scare Me. Lots.
Watch the Tan Kid Blush
Call for Entries: Name My Kids
The Youth Are Quick and True
Open Letter: To the Breaker at City Hall
Halfie Gets a Verbal Sucker Punch
The Kumamoto Drunken Horse Fest
Japanese Houses Hate Halfie's Head
How to Start Your Japanese Rock Band
Halfie's Personal Dignity on Decline
Japanese Sports Day: I Train Young Warriors
Theory: Three Strange Occurences Per Hour
How to Win an iPod While Dressed as a Typhoon
Winnie the (drunken) Pooh
The Earth Quakes
Collecting Japanese Salmon Sperm
Illiterate at 26
Japan's Children Ignore Homeboy's Toothless Face
Japanese Genius Boy Answers Your Question
Our Students Have Respect . For Nelly.
The Young Boxers
Dear 27% of America (Kid Ethnic Registers)
Please Do Not Attempt to Step to My Japanese Rock Band
Rich girls on the main strip in my town got to have the Louis Vitton purse.
To be expected. But it’s not just bling ladies who love LV here in Japan.
Tough guys at my agricultural high school plant rice in green overalls half the day, but they pull their lunch money from huge Vuitton wallets. No lie.
And the dude has a store on the corner of every major mall in the country.
None of which prepared Little Brother and I for what we found on the streets of Hiroshima: The Louis Vuitton Crepe.
What?! Man, look at that!
I don’t care who made your wallet, fool! My brother is eating a Louis Vuitton Crepe! You hear me? EATING it.
It posesses both strawberries and bananas.
So you and your Kathy-Lee-Gifford-Collection-lookin’ crepe best get on back to Wal-Mart, son. That’s just not the way we do.
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BONUS:
Photographic evidence that classy traditional ladies just can’t resist a man who rocks a designer crepe!
And when we say “can’t resist”, we mean “may nervously agree to a touristy snapshot if asked really nicely”. Yup.
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