KID ETHNIC IS WRITTEN BY:
saleem
who is currently moving around East Asia.
kidethnic@gmail.com
ALSO BY KID ETHNIC:
Twitter
I twitter infrequently. But hope we can stay friends.
The Annual Kid Ethnic Valentine
Because I love you so much.
The Whiteboard Videos
Music+Whiteboard Markers+Friends=Good ways to spend weekends
SEAWEED BREAKFAST
A weekly column about Japan that I wrote for Glimpse.org.
The Alpaca Song
I wrote and recorded this for you. Because you <em>need</em> a song about alpacas, don’t you?
100JapaneseThings
A collaborative site to help folks (and each other) find Japanese stuff.
( Disclaimer: Conversation imaginary, photo real. )
goodHairSylvester: kid! u still in asia? c my new campaign?! thy say its all ovr Seoul!
kidethnic: saw it. I got some really bad news for you.
goodHairSylvester: what???!? aw, did my hair not look hot?
goodHairSylvester: HAHAHA I kid because you know that’s NOT POSSIBLE, you know my hair always looks hot. lay your breakfast on up there and cook your bacon, eggs, hash browns and choice of side on my hair, cuz it’s SIZZZZZLIN’!
kidethnic: um, right. well there’s an issue.
goolHairSylvester: whatdoyou mean? jealousy? always an issue when your hair is Good Hair Sylvester™ good. haha. something hangin from my nose or somethin? hahaha.
kidethnic: I don’t know how to say this. But the picture they used… uh, you got something in your hair:
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goodHairSylvester: nooooo. not. a. gain. :(
kidethnic: gotta be some kind of special shampoo to prevent that, dude. seriously.
( Ridiculous ad spotted in Seoul, Korea. I welcome to any thoughts as to what they were going for here… )
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Kid Hypothetical and the Misconjugated Love | Briefly Noted: A Wonderful Fact
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— Kate 1839 days ago #
Mel: Bonus points for using ‘cephalopods’. I want more science in my life.
— saleem 1839 days ago #
— Guig 1837 days ago #
You might not be able to tell, but I haven’t been this stoked since I won the three-legged race in 5th grade and had to drag my collapsed, behemoth, partner Billy Bob Beauregard-Jangle uphill in the freezing rain.
— Mel 1837 days ago #
Mel: They are redeemable for love. This time you were a mere 1 letter away from getting the Extreme Bonus associated with writing a name that includes all the letters in ” Bojangle’s ”. So close.
— saleem 1836 days ago #
— Mel 1835 days ago #