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Good Hair Sylvester and the Eight Legs of Misfortune · 22 August 05

( Disclaimer: Conversation imaginary, photo real. )

goodHairSylvester: kid! u still in asia? c my new campaign?! thy say its all ovr Seoul!

kidethnic: saw it. I got some really bad news for you.

goodHairSylvester: what???!? aw, did my hair not look hot?
goodHairSylvester: HAHAHA I kid because you know that’s NOT POSSIBLE, you know my hair always looks hot. lay your breakfast on up there and cook your bacon, eggs, hash browns and choice of side on my hair, cuz it’s SIZZZZZLIN’!

kidethnic: um, right. well there’s an issue.

goolHairSylvester: whatdoyou mean? jealousy? always an issue when your hair is Good Hair Sylvester™ good. haha. something hangin from my nose or somethin? hahaha.

kidethnic: I don’t know how to say this. But the picture they used… uh, you got something in your hair:

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Octopus n Your Head

goodHairSylvester: nooooo. not. a. gain. :(

kidethnic: gotta be some kind of special shampoo to prevent that, dude. seriously.

( Ridiculous ad spotted in Seoul, Korea. I welcome to any thoughts as to what they were going for here… )

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  1. Well, they finally came up with a solution. You never find decent dreadlock styled wigs….... Now you don’t have to. You can just wear an octopus on your head!!!! Clearly a real alternative for those who are folically challenged!
    — Glen    2357 days ago    #

  2. Excellent, octopi are the new faux hawks. I always knew cephalopods would have their day to shine.
    — Mel    2356 days ago    #

  3. Yo you need more Seoul representation on this website.
    — Kate    2354 days ago    #

  4. Kate: I know, right? But the photos of ‘Set’ player assaults with plastic hammers didn’t come out so hot. They need better lighting in that game parlor.

    Mel: Bonus points for using ‘cephalopods’. I want more science in my life.
    — saleem    2354 days ago    #

  5. How ‘bout more Soul representation on this website?
    — Guig    2352 days ago    #

  6. Oh wow, bonus points redeemable for absolutely nothing. Yeeessssss!

    You might not be able to tell, but I haven’t been this stoked since I won the three-legged race in 5th grade and had to drag my collapsed, behemoth, partner Billy Bob Beauregard-Jangle uphill in the freezing rain.
    — Mel    2352 days ago    #

  7. Guig: More Soul than an octopus pretending to be dreadlocks? Dude, you gotta tell me what that is. ‘Cause the world needs it.

    Mel: They are redeemable for love. This time you were a mere 1 letter away from getting the Extreme Bonus associated with writing a name that includes all the letters in ” Bojangle’s ”. So close.
    — saleem    2351 days ago    #

  8. Dammit, I had Bojangle but thought it too obvious. Another time, perhaps.
    — Mel    2350 days ago    #

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